ydrill:

Cats in love

(via more-like-signals-midbest)

imspencer:

thesmithstreetband:

@jeffrosenstock hitting the big time with an interview in the Forrest post!

This is the best thing I have seen all day

imspencer:

thesmithstreetband:

@jeffrosenstock hitting the big time with an interview in the Forrest post!

This is the best thing I have seen all day

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

(via pittsies)

(Source: aliensufos, via covrtneyrose)

milthanks:

why he lick me

milthanks:

why he lick me

(Source: awwww-cute, via more-like-signals-midbest)

ja-ll:

I think there are real tears in my eyes

ja-ll:

I think there are real tears in my eyes

(Source: pugdomination, via veganmoonprincess)

nicoledollanganger:

so to break my new banjo in i decided to do a cover of the saddest happy song in the world (also i was thinking about it all day and decided to name him samson, after the great samson from carnivale)

(Source: bugsinricepudding, via nicoledollanganger)

@God Thank you for Nicki Minaj

(Source: fatwink, via animebabe69)

(Source: slayerage, via theliveinkook)

Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position

dignifiedrice:

The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.

(via xvilexx)